How do you get into Heaven?

How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...


I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday
school class to see if they understood the
concept of getting into heaven.


I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
money to the church, would that get me
into heaven?"


"NO!" the children answered.


"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
the garden and kept everything tidy, would
that get me into heaven?"


Again, the answer was 'No!'


By now I was starting to smile.


"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
gave sweeties to all the children, and
loved my husband, would that get me
into heaven?"


Again, they all answered 'No!'


I was just bursting with pride for them.


I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"


A six year old boy shouted, "Yuv goat tae be f--kin' deid"


Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir e'e...

Re: How do you get into Heaven?

you cant kid a kid,dont you just love them.

Re: How do you get into Heaven?

Oh my goodness, everything is so simple to kids.
Brilliant

Re: How do you get into Heaven?

Great stuff..



This is the reason why the very young & the very old get on so well.

The young haven't yet iearnt to wrap things up a little & the old are too tired and weary to.

Re: How do you get into Heaven?

That's one for the pub tomorrow Rosemary, I love it.

Re: How do you get into Heaven?

Nice one Rosemary, so true, yet so sad.