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02-08-2012, 11:10 PM
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camerons night out

David Cameron was looking for a lady of the night.

He found 1 such girl in a local pub.

He said "'I'm Prime Minister of England,


how much would it cost me to spend some time with you"?'.

She reply, 'Mr Prime Minister,

if u can get my skirt as high as my taxes,

my pants as low as my wages,

your thingy as hard as the times we're living in

& keep it rising like the price of petrol,

& screw me the way u have the pensioners,

then it won't cost u a penny"
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03-08-2012, 11:54 AM
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