01-08-2012, 07:55 PM
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proud to be british
The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama wasawakened at 4 am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just
received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground.
It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the
end of the week."
Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico .."
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with
this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about the UK ?"
Obama: "Okay, I'll call Cameron and tell him we need five million condoms,
ten inches long and three inches wide. That way, they'll continue to respect
us as Americans."
Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of
the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10
inches long and 3 inches wide, exactly as requested... all coloured with
Union Jacks with small writing on each one:
’MADE IN ENGLAND - SIZE: SMALL’
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