02-07-2012, 07:14 AM
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Holy humour
There were 3 good argumentsthat Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally
good arguments that Jesus
was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin
and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally
good arguments that Jesus
was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally
good arguments that Jesus
was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally
good arguments that Jesus
was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally
good arguments that Jesus
was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all -
three proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was
virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of
men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because
there was still work to do
Can I get an AMEN!!
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