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19-06-2012, 07:27 AM
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The Family Mole

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole,
all live together in a little mole hole.

One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said,
'Yummy! I smell maple syrup!'

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!'

Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, 'Geez, all I can smell is...

Wait for it.................................









MOL ASSES !

(Yes, you're gonna pass it on!)

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19-06-2012, 06:10 PM
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Re: The Family Mole

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19-06-2012, 06:55 PM
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Re: The Family Mole

Love it Joe.
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19-06-2012, 06:58 PM
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Re: The Family Mole

Good one
 



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