the new zoo keeper

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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given
> three tasks. First
> Is to clear
> the exotic fish pool of weeds.
> As he does
> this a huge fish jumps out and bites
> him. To show
> who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he
> disposes of
> the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
> Moving on to
> the second job of clearing out the Chimp
> house, he is
> attacked by the chimps who pelt him with
> coconuts.
> He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them
> both. What
> can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to
> himself, because lions eat anything..
> He hurls the corpses into the lion
> enclosure.
> He moves on
> to the last job which is
> to collect
> honey from the South
> American
> Bees. As soon as he starts he is
> attacked by
> the bees. He grabs
> the spade
> and smashes the bees
> to a pulp.
> By now he knows what to do
> and throws
> them into the lions cage
> because
> lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at
> the zoo. He
> wanders up to another
> lion and
> says "What's the food like
> here?"
> The lions
> say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and
> Chimps with
> Mushy
> Bees

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