06-06-2012, 06:49 PM
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Enjoy more to come
Duz tha speak Yorkshire?A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi us."
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No, I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!"
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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist, "Nah then, lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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Police have just released details of a new drug craze prevalent in Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently, Yorkshire clubgoers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called `E by gum`.
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