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05-06-2012, 08:34 PM
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The aisle seat

Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of ****London**** .
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.. Just before takeoff, a rabbi sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff the rabbi kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up
and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the rabbi, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the rabbi`s shoe and spat in it. When the Rabbi returned with the coke, the other Arab
said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one, too.'

Again, the rabbi obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the rabbi`s other shoe and spat in it.

When the rabbi returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the rabbi slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened.

He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbours:

'Why does it have to be this way?

'How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations?

'This hatred?

'This animosity?

'This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'
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06-06-2012, 11:50 AM
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Re: The aisle seat

very funny Steve.
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06-06-2012, 12:55 PM
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Re: The aisle seat

Oy Vey! Now thats what you call a joke!
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06-06-2012, 02:03 PM
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Re: The aisle seat

A gut Jewish joke Steve, danken
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06-06-2012, 02:15 PM
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Re: The aisle seat

I got plenty of jokes going back 3 years on my computer about 900 0f them ...unfortunately some of them are probably a bit close to the bone for some so i will have to careful what I post ........unless you know otherwise ..lol
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Originally Posted by ukmartian ->
I got plenty of jokes going back 3 years on my computer about 900 0f them ...unfortunately some of them are probably a bit close to the bone for some so i will have to careful what I post ........unless you know otherwise ..lol
You could always post them in the "Adult Humour" section, nobody has ever used it and I'm sure I can't be the only member of this forum who likes a nice dirty joke.
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06-06-2012, 11:45 PM
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Re: The aisle seat

I thought about that , but wot is the pass word????
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07-06-2012, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by ukmartian ->
I thought about that , but wot is the pass word????
hahaha
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07-06-2012, 12:29 AM
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Re: The aisle seat

watch that space ,,lol
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09-06-2012, 04:20 PM
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Re: The aisle seat

Originally Posted by Hu99 ->
hahaha
what's funny??? I tried it this morning and couldn't get in
 



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