24-05-2012, 07:01 PM
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Hotel Notices in India
In an Ahmedabad HotelIs forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
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In a Baroda hotel elevator
The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
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In a Surat hotel lobby
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a hotel in Jamnagar
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between
the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bhavnagar hotel
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite
sex in the bedroom, it is requested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In an Anand laundry
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time..
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In a heritage hotel at Junagadh
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch
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Would you like to ride on your own ass?
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In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In a Bharuch hotel
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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