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They're all good ideas Dabby, but the first one would be no use in my bed, my wife's head stays in the normal position but her ass is three quarters into my half, maybe if they put the tape down the centre?.
I can't help laughing at the second one, I wouldn't drink out of it, it looks like a hospital male urinal for Siamese twins.
I know what you mean with the womens ass in bed Jimmy , it takes an all new meaning to the word flexible , when it hits the mattress , well used to , i have the bed to me sen now .