17-05-2012, 07:40 PM
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Bad one Liners ....
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.A set of jump cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.’
‘Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’
‘That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.’
‘Is it common ?’
‘Well, It’s Not Unusual.’
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, ‘Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!’
The doctor replied, ‘I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!’
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: ‘A beer please, and one for the road.’
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