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16-05-2012, 06:28 PM
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Age by chocolate calculator.

This actually works, but who thinks these things up......


YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE CALCULATOR

It takes less than a minute .
Work it out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1762 ..
If you haven't, add 1761..



6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2012) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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16-05-2012, 06:38 PM
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Re: Age by chocolate calculator.

Wonders will never cease!, bang on for me Barry, 66.
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16-05-2012, 07:13 PM
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Re: Age by chocolate calculator.

You lost me when I had multiply by 2!
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16-05-2012, 07:28 PM
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Re: Age by chocolate calculator.

Oooer...quite correct
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16-05-2012, 08:11 PM
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Re: Age by chocolate calculator.

Originally Posted by anniemuldoon ->
You lost me when I had multiply by 2!




That's amazing........Spot on.........
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16-05-2012, 08:34 PM
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Re: Age by chocolate calculator.

Amazing!! Spot on for me too
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17-05-2012, 04:24 AM
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Re: Age by chocolate calculator.

Spot on,amazing.
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17-05-2012, 04:21 PM
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Re: Age by chocolate calculator.

Correct Barry .... 55 ..
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18-05-2012, 02:58 PM
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Re: Age by chocolate calculator.

I'm sending this one to my son....he'll explain to me how it's done
 



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