Haircuts: men & women's' versions

Women's version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

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Men's version:

Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yep .

Re: Haircuts: men & women's' versions

I'm going for my trim this Wednesday. Usual tidy up, no more than 20mins in the chair, about a fiver pensioner's rate, then out. When I see the palaver women have to go through,under dryers, colouring, highlights, foil in their hair, it makes me shudder with relief its not me.