The Madness of Blackburn Rovers
i must admit that Blackburn Rovers have kept me enthralled and thoroughly entertained since Venky's, a chicken purveyor took over. The first thing they did was change the pecking order with the mind numbingly dumb decision to sack Big Sam Allardyce when they were thirteenth in the Premiership and appoint Kean (who?) as manager. Kean had no experience as a Prem manager and little experience as a player having failed to break into the Celtic team but having scored one goal for Coimbra Academica of Portugal once upon a time (or is that once upon a team?).
Kean lived up to expectations (mine) and took Blackburn to the bottom of the Prem in Nov 2011 where Venky's rewarded him with a 'new improved recipe' contract rumoured to be £1.5 million p. a. over five years (Squawk!). Kean rewarded them by selling his best player Phil Jones to rivals Man United, following it up by becoming the second worst Blackburn manager in the past twenty years delivering their worst home record in 44 years and in one recent game, not having a single shot on target for the full 90 minutes. A conviction for drink driving in August 2011 meant that he had amassed more points on his licence than Blackburn had on the pitch in the relegation battle; cheers I'll drink to that.
And the real irony is that Big Sam Allardyce (the manager they sacked) has steered West Ham into pole position to take Blackburn's place in the Prem.
Venky's have responded by citing Kean for a knighthood and improving his contract - adding a free bargain bucket and a wild card entry to Britain's Got Talent'.
Is the show over? Or is it just the beginning?