Men .. we are lucky .

People never stare at our chest when you're talking to them.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Your underwear is £5.99 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes...

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I know nothing about Tanks, apart from that, everything else is absolute gospel.

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I have 2 tanks in my loft, one for the central heating loop and the other for the hot water supply - hows that for knowledge of tanks !!!!

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see , us men, know more about tanks than we realize

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Yes come to think of it, we are very lucky, ain't it great lads.

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One missing off that list Jem, 'We have sheds at the bottom of our gardens'

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They are all reasons why we are so loveable I guess...

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Well spotted Mary!, how on Earth did they forget that one, the last sanctuary and refuge of the attached man who likes to get away from from it all. I would even go so far as to suggest a pre marital course in shed building and space management therein for men considering a lifetime relationship with the opposite sex.

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Well now the cat is out the bag , and Mary knows about the shed one . i purposely left the shed one off the list , us lads cant have any secrets , we dont enjoy ourselves when alone we would sooner take you Ladies along , but you dont seem interested in our sheds .... Anyway Girls we dont get up to that much in our little sheds .. see below ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDFwQ...eature=related

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Crikey! That type of shed should be compulsory for all blokes, particularly the married ones!