The last of the smokers.

This little chap tried to beat the smoking ban by swimming outside the 3 mile limit to have a few drags, however he was caught and stamped out in public.

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Wrong end, Jim matey, his mouth is at t'other end.

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Oh Jem what a sight for sore lungs.. I remember that blissful look, that only a good drag can conjour up....

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Oh no, does that mean we're looking at this thing's bum then? Jem - you should be ashamed

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Ah yeh know me Joe, don't know me arse from me elbow

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I thought that was the worms mouth Mary, if it is a worm, I wouldn't like to get one of them in my apple.

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Jim matey its a sea slug - and you'd only get that in an apple if the apple was several hundred fathoms under the surface of the sea.