Little Johnny ..

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...
Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...

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Re: Little Johnny ..

. I know a fella and he calls his missus, "My little Moon Stone", she thinks it's a compliment, he says it's because she's hard and wrinkley, honestly.