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27-04-2012, 05:02 PM
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Father

As a Father put his three year old to bed one night she said,

"God bless Mum,God bless Dad, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa".

Why did you say that? asks the father. It just felt right replied the little girl.

The next day, Grandpa died. What a coincidence! thought the father.

A few weeks later, as she went to sleep, the little girl said,

"God bless Mum, God bless Dad and goodbye Grandma"

Next day Grandma died. Is my daughter in touch with the other side? wondered the father.

Soon after at bed time the girl said,

"God bless mum and goodbye Dad"

The father flew into a panic. He stayed up all night, got to his office at dawn and locked himself in, jumping at every noise.Finally, midnight arrived. I should be OK now, he thought and went home.

"Your late. What's up?" his wife asked. " I don't want to talk about it. I've had the worst day of my life."

"You think you had it bad, she retorted. "You'll never believe what happened to me. The milkman dropped down dead on our porch."
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27-04-2012, 10:50 PM
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27-04-2012, 11:18 PM
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The poor old milkman always gets the blame.
 



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