Are you Insured???

ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:



Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
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> Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
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> Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
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> Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
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> Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.
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> Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
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> Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
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> Sex with an OAP - Saga !
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> Sex with a transvestite - confused.com!

Re: Are you Insured???

Nice one Joe!

Re: Are you Insured???

I'm lucky, I'm with E-Sure, calm down dear, its only during the commercial!

Re: Are you Insured???

Who's Prince Philip with, The Royal Liver?.

Re: Are you Insured???

Nah he's with the Woolwich.