Accident

Mr Jones is sitting happily at home one afternoon when the doorbell rings. He opens the door to see two serious looking uniformed Police Officers.

"Mr Jones?"

"Yes."

"There has been an accident in town, and we think your wife may have been involved. Do you have a photograph of her for ID purposes?"

"Oh dear, yes, just one second. Come in."

So, Jones hands a copy of his wedding photo to one of the constables who looks at it, frowns gravely, hands it back and says, "There is no easy way to put this, Mr Jones, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a bus."

Jones stares at the constable, looks at the photo, then back at the constable and replies, "Yes, I know, but she's a great cook and she's fantastic in the bedroom."