Welsh Farmer

A Welsh farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and
knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or your mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from
one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow
one, or I can give dad a message." said the boy.
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted
to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard
getting my daughter Susie pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he
charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the pig, but I don't
know how much he charges for Howard."

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