hinese wedding night

Chinese Wedding Night
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> A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he
> is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
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> On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
> husband undresses in the darkness.
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> He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
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> 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry
> flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
> juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to
> sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
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> A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
> her request.
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> She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have
> hear about from odda girls - Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence from
> him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her - 'You want garlic
> chicken wif snow peas?