North - South Divide
A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts:
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss
piss an cow shite."
The bloke says: "Sir, I am from London , can you say that
clearer, and slower please"
The farmer replies: "If.... you.... use.... two.... hands.... you....
won't... spill ....any"