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05-03-2012, 11:21 AM
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North - South Divide

A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts:
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss
piss an cow shite."


The bloke says: "Sir, I am from London , can you say that
clearer, and slower please"


The farmer replies: "If.... you.... use.... two.... hands.... you....
won't... spill ....any"
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Re: North - South Divide

ha ha very funny
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Re: North - South Divide

Originally Posted by marpaul ->
ha ha very funny
Remember kid we are from the sarf so watchit
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Re: North - South Divide

ha ha I was going to say he didn't sound like a Londoner to me!! He was more like a banker working in London
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Originally Posted by marpaul ->
ha ha I was going to say he didn't sound like a Londoner to me!! He was more like a banker working in London
Marian darlin' - don't you pronounce your 'W's funny
 



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