Medical distinction between 'Guts' and 'Balls'

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

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good one

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UJ

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Both only to be attempted by George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, or Colin Firth. The rest of us poor saps, just don't go there!

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John I just love an intelligent man like you! x