Item.
I keep hearing the expression 'Item' a lot lately, on TV, in films and even some radio plays. Things like "They are an item you know." or "Are they an item now?, and "I hear him and her are an item". What the hell are they talking about?, of course people can say what they like within reason, and this is not really a grump, more annoying to me. When I went to school many moons ago, an item was an article, a unit of one, and although there are some right looking articles waltzing around the City in pyjamas, who should be sent to unit one, I would never refer to a human being as an item, two people are a pair or a couple, now three items are six people?. In stocktaking we are asked to "List all the items on that shelf", what a mess there would be if singles were listed as doubles, and what about "A collectors item?", will that now be called "a collectors couple". When a couple get married (Do they still do that?
), will they be officially itemised? "Hello Jack, how's that lovely daughter of yours?. "She's very happy Jem, she's getting itemised in May". This is all very confusing for me
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