Philosophical question
Marge and I have been out for the day to a nice little village in the Peak District called Tideswell. A lovely place with an enormous church way out of proportion in size to the size of the village. A peaceful and relaxing little place until the lorries come thundering through, which happens every few minutes (I think there's a quarry nearby).
Anyway, that's nothing to do with this thread.
We stopped at a little cafe in the middle which did some lovely food. At the next table were three old women, which brings me to my philosophical question.
They were chatting quite loudly, like old women do, but when one of them went for a pee, the other two chatted much more quietly.
My theory is that when there are only two old women they discuss matters quietly, even secretively, presumably not to draw the attention of others to what (or who!) they are talking about.
However, when there are three (or more), they are happy to talk much more loudly and, presumably, are unconcerned about who hears what they're saying.
However, Marge disagreed and assured me that it must be the third one (who went to the toilet) who just happens to have a louder voice than the other two.
I'd be interested to know the theories of others and which of us two others agree with.