Funeral Expenses

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 . The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home . The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????" The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"

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: He was one of the 'Wise Men'.

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Love it! UJ.
But on a serious note, I was talking to a lady on a bus last week, and she told me she had cremated her husband last year and it cost her £3,600 and that was just for the hearse and no cars..
I think I will be buried at sea.