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A class had to write an essay on a cricket match.Re: All Sports jokes thread.
Love the first one hammer. I wonder was that the same priest I saw a Leopardstown racecourse last year. Just before the first race I saw him bless the NO.6 racehorse as he was being mounted, the horse went on to win at 10/1. I kept my eye on the priest but he didn't go near any other horses till the last race, then he went over to the NO.3 horse and blessed him. I made a dash to the nearest bookie and put 50 quid on the nose. The horse fell at the first fence. I managed to collar the priest at the bar and asked him what happened to NO.3. "You don't know a lot about the sacraments my son, I wasn't blessing NO.3, I was giving him the last rites".Re: All Sports jokes thread.
Good one Jimmy,
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