05-01-2021, 07:54 PM
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A Walking Disaster
Some women seem to go through life with perfectly coiffed hair and never seem to be unpolished or in the hands of disaster.I just came in from watering and someone (no formal accusations made yet) left the nozzle barely attached. When I turned on the water, it all back-sprayed in my face, making a sopping wet, dripping mess...hair a disaster, smudged mascara, clothes in need of a full change....
The only positive thing I have to say about the event is that I am proud of myself for my restrain in not employing the more extreme realm of my vocabulary.
My guardian angel is ONCE AGAIN
getting a round of entertainment at my expense. 
05-01-2021, 10:33 PM
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Re: A Walking Disaster
Originally Posted by Psmith
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It's the same in this house.Neither of us have to do much without looking like we've been dragged through a hedge backwards.Never gone to the shops with toilet paper trailing behind though.(yet)
06-01-2021, 12:01 AM
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Re: A Walking Disaster
Originally Posted by Surfermom
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Some women seem to go through life with perfectly coiffed hair and never seem to be unpolished or in the hands of disaster.I just came in from watering and someone (no formal accusations made yet) left the nozzle barely attached. When I turned on the water, it all back-sprayed in my face, making a sopping wet, dripping mess...hair a disaster, smudged mascara, clothes in need of a full change....
The only positive thing I have to say about the event is that I am proud of myself for my restrain in not employing the more extreme realm of my vocabulary.
My guardian angel is ONCE AGAIN
getting a round of entertainment at my expense.
06-01-2021, 08:05 AM
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Re: A Walking Disaster
Originally Posted by Surfermom
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Some women seem to go through life with perfectly coiffed hair and never seem to be unpolished or in the hands of disaster.:
I'm a bit of a disaster zone myself - always falling down or tripping up. Only myself to blame though!
06-01-2021, 08:21 AM
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Re: A Walking Disaster
Originally Posted by Surfermom
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Some women seem to go through life with perfectly coiffed hair and never seem to be unpolished or in the hands of disaster.I just came in from watering and someone (no formal accusations made yet) left the nozzle barely attached. When I turned on the water, it all back-sprayed in my face, making a sopping wet, dripping mess...hair a disaster, smudged mascara, clothes in need of a full change....
The only positive thing I have to say about the event is that I am proud of myself for my restrain in not employing the more extreme realm of my vocabulary.
My guardian angel is ONCE AGAIN
getting a round of entertainment at my expense.
That made me LOL, takes me back to when I was cleaning a shower for a lady, it was a complicated over the head one, needless to say, I was actually in the shower cleaning, pressed some button, on came that shower at full force,
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06-01-2021, 11:29 AM
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Re: A Walking Disaster
Originally Posted by Surfermom
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Some women seem to go through life with perfectly coiffed hair and never seem to be unpolished or in the hands of disaster.I just came in from watering and someone (no formal accusations made yet) left the nozzle barely attached. When I turned on the water, it all back-sprayed in my face, making a sopping wet, dripping mess...hair a disaster, smudged mascara, clothes in need of a full change....
The only positive thing I have to say about the event is that I am proud of myself for my restrain in not employing the more extreme realm of my vocabulary.
My guardian angel is ONCE AGAIN
getting a round of entertainment at my expense.
That has happened a few times to me SM. My own fault though as I am the only one that uses the hose pipe.
06-01-2021, 03:54 PM
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Re: A Walking Disaster
Originally Posted by Dodge
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I am sure you made some vocal noise and upon hearing said noise, the perpetrator had a smile or a grin across their face
The game is afoot
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Originally Posted by carol
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Not in the circle I move in. I'm a bit of a disaster zone myself - always falling down or tripping up. Only myself to blame though!
Originally Posted by pauline3
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That made me LOL, takes me back to when I was cleaning a shower for a lady, it was a complicated over the head one, needless to say, I was actually in the shower cleaning, pressed some button, on came that shower at full force,....
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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That has happened a few times to me SM. My own fault though as I am the only one that uses the hose pipe.
06-01-2021, 04:11 PM
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Re: A Walking Disaster
I walk a lot, this particular day, it had been raining,I was walking home from work ,many roads were flooded, this is going back about 8 yrs, I was crossing a bridge with stream or river under it, well it had started to come over the top into the road,....not thinking about the traffic ,a car went past ,it had gone through the water ,if you have ever had this happen to you, you will know what I’m talking about,...it sprayed me so hard as it was driving through this water, not only was I saturated, the force of that water that hit me,took my breath away!!.|
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