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18-12-2011, 09:03 AM
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Lost Grandma

A POEM FOR COMPUTER BUFFS

The computer swallowed grandma.

Yes, honestly it’s true!

She pressed 'control and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' her

And send her back to me.

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This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer

We do not stop playing because we grow old;

We grow old because we stop playing ..

NEVER Be The First To Get Old!
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18-12-2011, 02:31 PM
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Re: Lost Grandma

I enjoyed reading that
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18-12-2011, 03:08 PM
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Re: Lost Grandma

I enjoyed that too!
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18-12-2011, 06:11 PM
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Re: Lost Grandma

That was good, I havent got Grandma in my pc as there is no room, I already have a little man called Domain who helps me, hope she turns up soon.
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18-12-2011, 06:45 PM
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Re: Lost Grandma

Not to worry Folks, grandma is sitting here with me, getting pasted.
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18-12-2011, 11:39 PM
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Re: Lost Grandma

Good one Glad Grandma has turned up and having a good time with you Jem
 



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