Banned from Sainsburys

Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local
Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal
pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I
had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I
was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably
shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2
stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most
of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled
with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff
an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.

Re: Banned from Sainsburys

Joe, I don't think Winalot will be considing you for their next advert!

Re: Banned from Sainsburys

Laughed out loud at that one Joe!