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23-08-2020, 05:50 AM
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Fishing Quotes

Hi

Life has got far too serious on this forum, far too much bitterness and personalities,

A series of fishing quotes to liven things up

The first is a woman's perspective,

Give a man a fish and he eats for the day.

Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the entire weekend.
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23-08-2020, 09:45 AM
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Re: Fishing Quotes

There are plenty of fish in the sea.
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23-08-2020, 09:46 AM
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Definition of fishing - a piece of string with a worm at each end.

I don't do blood "sport"
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23-08-2020, 10:20 AM
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"Fishing, a Battle Of Equal Intellects"

(Daily Mail)

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23-08-2020, 10:54 AM
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The biggest fish he ever caught were those that got away - Eugene Field
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23-08-2020, 11:29 AM
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Gentlemen....
Fishing is like sex....it’s not the size of the rod
It’s how you wiggle your Worm....
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23-08-2020, 12:13 PM
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Gentlemen -

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs - Old Chinese saying
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23-08-2020, 12:23 PM
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She was only the fishmongers daughter, but she laid on the slab and said “ fillet”...
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23-08-2020, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
She was only the fishmongers daughter, but she laid on the slab and said “ fillet”...
Oh my sainted aunt!
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23-08-2020, 02:47 PM
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Cheeky answers in the Cheeky Chat forum, please.
 
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