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19-04-2020, 03:27 PM
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With so much fake news causing feelings of anxiety.

I thought we might try and lighten moods with some fake news of our own.


Premiership clubs are concerned by the weight increase of their players.

Its reported the eighteen players that make up the first team of Liverpool FC, have a combined weight increase of 24 stone 6 lbs, with Mo Salah having gained almost 2 stone.

Liverpool spokesman John Aldridge said “ This is not acceptable, as professional footballers of this great club, all have a responsibility, to ensure they are in peak physical condition when representing Liverpool FC….. Discipline action will take place, with fines of £10,000 for every pound of weight increase.
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19-04-2020, 03:29 PM
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Re: Lets lighten the mood with some Fake News

Originally Posted by marciniak ->
With so much fake news causing feelings of anxiety.

I thought we might try and lighten moods with some fake news of our own.


Premiership clubs are concerned by the weight increase of their players.

Its reported the eighteen players that make up the first team of Liverpool FC, have a combined weight increase of 24 stone 6 lbs, with Mo Salah having gained almost 2 stone.

Liverpool spokesman John Aldridge said “ This is not acceptable, as professional footballers of this great club, all have a responsibility, to ensure they are in peak physical condition when representing Liverpool FC….. Discipline action will take place, with fines of £10,000 for every pound of weight increase.


I reckon this could actually happen.
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19-04-2020, 03:31 PM
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Re: Lets lighten the mood with some Fake News

Originally Posted by marciniak ->
With so much fake news causing feelings of anxiety.

I thought we might try and lighten moods with some fake news of our own.


Premiership clubs are concerned by the weight increase of their players.

Its reported the eighteen players that make up the first team of Liverpool FC, have a combined weight increase of 24 stone 6 lbs, with Mo Salah having gained almost 2 stone.

Liverpool spokesman John Aldridge said “ This is not acceptable, as professional footballers of this great club, all have a responsibility, to ensure they are in peak physical condition when representing Liverpool FC….. Discipline action will take place, with fines of £10,000 for every pound of weight increase.
Don't they get weighed in kilograms?
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19-04-2020, 03:40 PM
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Victoria Beckham wins The biggest and Happiest Smile in The World Competition, by a landslide!
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19-04-2020, 03:44 PM
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Re: Lets lighten the mood with some Fake News

Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
Don't they get weighed in kilograms?



You youngsters......what you like eh.
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19-04-2020, 03:45 PM
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Victoria Beckham wins The biggest and Happiest Smile in The World Competition, by a landslide!


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19-04-2020, 03:49 PM
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Donald Trump has been tested by Mensa, turns out he has an iq of 150, trump says it is higher but they’re out to get him, he blames China...
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19-04-2020, 03:50 PM
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19-04-2020, 03:54 PM
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BBC announcement:

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19-04-2020, 03:57 PM
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BBC announcement:

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Now, ain't THAT the truth!
 
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