to cheer you up!
Well people, it's all doom and gloom at the minute, the weather isn't too kind and there's all this about the Corona virus, I even saw something the other day saying it was the end of the world, oh well, so be it. anyway I thought that being new here I'd like to share a funny story or two from my past to hopefully cheer you up, I know I had a laugh when they happened, so hopefully you'll enjoy reading about them.
For many many years now I've been frequenting a country park a short drive from home.My parents used to take me there as a child and I continue to visit it to this day, it has something for everyone, high above the surrounding towns it has brilliant views, on a clear day you can see Blackpool Tower in one direction, and the Welsh Hills in the other.
Even on a night it is quite nice, looking up at the stars, or down at the lights in the towns and villages, Bonfire night is pretty good, it's like looking down on a massive free fireworks display.
As I said, there's something for everyone, dog walkers, joggers, a few people on bikes, kids playing ball, or flying kites, there's even a steep hill to sledge down if it snows, it's great, and at night you get the young couples parking up and either sitting in their cars chatting, or wandering off into the woods, it's all fun, or it was until a few years ago!
I'd spent a lot of time up there courting with several girlfriends over the years, walked my dogs and even been there with my own kids and grandkids, they all loved it. However a few years ago it became plagued with doggers, this led to a couple of incidents which my wife and I found highly amusing, although certain other parties found them less so
At one point I got involved with training a police dog, we used to take it up there at various times depending on what we were up to, in the socialising phase we'd go up in daylight and meet others, letting the dog get used to people, later on we'd go up as it began to go dark, less people about and we could practice tracking. basically my wife would walk off and lay a scent trail whilst I remained in the van with the dog, when she was well hidden we'd go out and hopefully find the scent and the dog would track to her location.
One night we'd arrived a little bit early and called at the local chippy for some food, we sat in the van and ate it as we waited for the last few people to head off home. It was almost time to set off when a car appeared and parked alongside us, it was so close I couldn't open my door, the driver opened his window and tapped on mine, I wound down the window and the guy came straight out and asked what time my wife and I were 'getting it on' as he'd like to watch!
My wife was to say the least a little shocked when he explained that it was a dogging site after dark and there'd be several more people arriving shortly, hoping to watch the action.
To my wife's total shock I laughed and said we'd be more than happy to put on a show for them, we chatted for a few minutes until a couple more cars arrived, he was still leaning out of his window almost into our car and I discretly reached behind me and unlocked the cage, the trainee police dog leapt forward and was trying to eat him through the window.
I burst out laughing and asked him if this wasn't what he had in mind, I pointed out that it was a police dog in training and then sat back to watch the fun, he quickly wound his window up and reversed his car into a space opposite, I could see him texting on his phone and a few minutes later I could tell people in the other cars were receiving text messages, suddenly they all started up their engines and made a mad dash for the exit! We sat there laughing hysterically as they all drove away.
It calmed down after that, thanks to a bit of assistance from the local boys in blue, however a few years later it started up again, it was getting silly, these people were approaching people in broad daylight, there's kids about for god's sake.
Well one night we'd been out for a drink after work and in order to relax decided to take a wander through the country park. we locked the car and wandered down to one of the large ponds and sat on a bench, enjoying the slight breeze and watching the sun go down, when we returned to the car we noticed the car park had several cars in it, all occupied by single blokes of middle age, they eyed my wife as we walked across the car park, we got in the car and one actually moved his car to park alongside us, it was time for some fun.
We chatted for a few minutes, then got back out of the car, I kissed my wife and hand in hand we wandered back down one of the paths, it was pretty dark under the trees but we knew tha paths very well. We stopped and could hear footsteps behind us,someone was following us!
We giggled and slowly wandered on making sure we didn't lose our little follower, a little further along the path became very narrow with deep mud on either side, we stepped back into the trees and hid, our watcher, intent on finding us blundered about in the dark for a few minutes, then SQUELCH, followed by loads of cursing, he'd missed the path and fallen into the mud.
We headed quietly back to our car giggling to ourselves, this bloke was probably married and had probably told his wife he was going for a quiet pint, I'd love to hear his explanation for coming home covered in thick smelly mud. lol