He squeezed my thigh!
Back in 1981, at the age of eighteen, myself and some friends inadvertently wandered into a pub which had.... let's just say, less women in it than your average pub. Unaware of this gender imbalance, I went up to the bar to buy a round of drinks and found myself stood next to a big burly bloke dressed as a Cowboy. As I sat on a bar stool waiting for my order, he reached over and SQUEEZED MY THIGH!
Obviously we drank up and got out of there pretty sharpish.
I know it was 38 years ago but I am still traumatised. Do you think the Daily Mail would investigate for me? or perhaps the BBC? Some compensation maybe?
Lassoed of Devon.