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31-01-2019, 09:27 AM
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A little something to ponder!

With profound apologies for the vulgar language!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly ...... Mathematical viewpoint... And it goes like this:
What Makes 100% ?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bullshit and
Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
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31-01-2019, 09:28 AM
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Re: A little something to ponder!

Very clever Tabs!
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31-01-2019, 09:32 AM
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Re: A little something to ponder!

Hi

Spot on ST.

Sad, but true.

The best example is our current Prime Minister.

Agree with her and you are fine, pose an alternative view and you are out.
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31-01-2019, 09:46 AM
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Re: A little something to ponder!

Ha! Love it Tabby....I'll pinch that
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31-01-2019, 10:07 AM
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Re: A little something to ponder!

Originally Posted by summer ->
Ha! Love it Tabby....I'll pinch that
Please do - it came to me as an email - and I thought it was so true!
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31-01-2019, 10:35 AM
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Very funny Tabs! You do realize though that, now we know how to work out percentages, we will all be working out the percentage of all our personal attributes!
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31-01-2019, 10:46 AM
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Re: A little something to ponder!

Ah yes Joe posted that yesterday at the Candy Bar.
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31-01-2019, 10:47 AM
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That is very true ST.
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31-01-2019, 12:28 PM
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Excellent and sadly true.
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31-01-2019, 12:39 PM
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Re: A little something to ponder!

Not to mention that those who are:

IN THE BOYS CLUB

get the best of it

(9+14+20+8+5+2+15+25+19+3+12+21+2) = 155%
 
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