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24-11-2018, 11:51 AM
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A Class Act

Hi

My next door neighbour has just changed cars, no drive way so she parks it on the road, back of the car facing my house.

It is a 13 year old Fiesta.

Emblazoned on the back with pink stickers.

I would rather be pushing this Fiesta than driving a Corsa.

Powered by Unicorn Farts.

Zero to sluty in 2.3 seconds.

In smaller writing, but still pink

If you are going to ride my arse the least you could do is pull my hair.

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24-11-2018, 11:56 AM
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Re: A Class Act

Can you give me the address?
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24-11-2018, 12:05 PM
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Re: A Class Act

Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

My next door neighbour has just changed cars, no drive way so she parks it on the road, back of the car facing my house.

It is a 13 year old Fiesta.

Emblazoned on the back with pink stickers.

I would rather be pushing this Fiesta than driving a Corsa.

Powered by Unicorn Farts.

smaller writing, but still pink

If you are going to ride my arse the least you could do is pull my hair.




Crikey
there goes the neighbourhood
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24-11-2018, 12:15 PM
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Re: A Class Act

Maybe she has a point!
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24-11-2018, 12:16 PM
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Re: A Class Act

I love the zero to slutty in 2.3 seconds!
I might steal that one!!
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24-11-2018, 12:17 PM
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Re: A Class Act

Originally Posted by Rhian ->
I love the zero to slutty in 2.3 seconds!
I might steal that one!!
In that case I need your address too.
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24-11-2018, 12:22 PM
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Re: A Class Act

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
In that case I need your address too.
The Ridings
Tarts Way
Hottenard
Nr. Prestatyn
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24-11-2018, 12:29 PM
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Re: A Class Act

Originally Posted by Rhian ->
The Ridings
Tarts Way
Hottenard
Nr. Prestatyn
Denbighshire




Oh B*gger!

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24-11-2018, 12:45 PM
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Re: A Class Act

That's better. Had to stick my head in the pond.
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24-11-2018, 12:48 PM
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Re: A Class Act

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
That's better. Had to stick my head in the pond.
Haha!!
 
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