24-08-2018, 07:20 PM
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Re: Why? (Warning banal thread)
Why, if your a size 8 shoe, but quite often when you buy a size 8 it doesn't fit?Why, when you order some trousers with a 29" (and the label states 29) inside leg they are too long? You measure them and they are 31"
Have these people ever heard of tape measures?
24-08-2018, 07:26 PM
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Re: Why? (Warning banal thread)
Originally Posted by TessA
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Why don't fitted sheets fit? They never want to go over the last corner.1) Tuck, snugly, one elasticated corner of sheet around mattress.
2) Grab diagonally opposite corner of sheet. Stretch elastic as far as possible.
3) With arms outstretched fling body across mattress in a belly flop.
4) This flattening manouvere fits sheet .. and flattens creases... and noses.
Works everytime
24-08-2018, 07:31 PM
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Re: Why? (Warning banal thread)
Originally Posted by solo
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Odd socks. They get sucked into a vortex leading to another dimension. Someone, in another dimension, is scratching their heads thinking, " now, where did these odd socks come from!"
24-08-2018, 07:45 PM
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Re: Why? (Warning banal thread)
Originally Posted by Morticia
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That one's not such a tricky one.1) Tuck, snugly, one elasticated corner of sheet around mattress.
2) Grab diagonally opposite corner of sheet. Stretch elastic as far as possible.
3) With arms outstretched fling body across mattress in a belly flop.
4) This flattening manouvere fits sheet .. and flattens creases... and noses.
Works everytime
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