This made me giggle
I was chatting with a close relative who will be involved in a visit from Princess Anne next week, a Royal who doesn't suffer fools gladly. We were joking on how it would be if Trump, on his visit to the UK, touched Anne inappropriately, something for which he is noted where women are concerned. We reckoned that her foot would connect with a delicate area of his anatomy and would render it incapable of further action for life!