Prison sentences for women
Just reporting on the news, fewer prison sentences for women.
The government, in its wisdom, has decided that women will no longer be sent to prison except for 'the most serious offences'.
Brilliant!
That should please our wonderful judges, who are already happy to award female criminals lesser sentences than men.
What next, I wonder. In order to avoid being accused of unfairness, perhaps they will now bring in a rule of no prison sentences for men... except for the most serious offences.
Actually, I can see their logic.
No prison sentences will result in a much lower prison population. That would not only save a lot of money, but will also make the crime statistics look much lower compared to other countries.
Of course, crime will undoubtedly increase even if it isn't regarded as crime!
Yes, once again, we will become a world leader.
In crime!