can you identify mrs chin plucker ( photo attached )

can you identify mrs chin plucker ( photo attached ) 05.03.18
　
thank you for bravery
even if you remain enormous
i can see to modern you are no slavery
your reputation is now notorious.
i am here to defend
for people that are peculiar
communicating on this actual send
shows how weird and secular.
often have a shave
bring foam razor and flannel
i can see it in the way passengers behave
anywhere but to me they channel.
also have to use lotion
confession is to keep skin moist
my body is the temple and only devotion
with out a manicure pass me the hoist.
laugh or gag choose
just glad for metro rabbit
no self respect or dignity to loose
and for this i thank endinbourgh aunty crabbit.
　
　
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Re: can you identify mrs chin plucker ( photo attached )

My goodness me.
Plucking in public, whatever next.

Re: can you identify mrs chin plucker ( photo attached )

I thought that plucking went all the time in the UK.

Re: can you identify mrs chin plucker ( photo attached )

I almost hit a pheasant on the way home. Does that have any connection?

Re: can you identify mrs chin plucker ( photo attached )

Honestly you two.
It is about hairy chins, not bloomin feathers.
Reminds me the time my God Mother came to visit when my twins were small. She is an old spinster, never been with a man!!!!
My boy sat on her lap and said why have you got a beard.

Sorry, Longlegs, I cannot call you Dongles, it puts rude thoughts in my head.

Re: can you identify mrs chin plucker ( photo attached )

Consideration for others is one of the finer attributes of civilization - the rising above our inclinations to club each other on the head over the drumstick, urniate on the good furniture, etc.

A few years back I was at a national park where, at sunset, tens of thousands of bats rise out of a subterranean cave and spiral up into the desert twighlight in search of insects through the night. It's an unmatched experience.

Imagine the setting - a small and lovely ampitheater cut out of the natural stone, ledges fringed with scrub and cacti in front of a vast black cave opening in giant monoliths of sandstone. As the shadows crept longer and anticipating the bats, I was in a peaceful state of bliss....until....

Some horrid woman directly up one row behind me, started cutting her fingernails....clip, clip....clip, snap. Nail fragments spinning and flying in my general direction...

Determined not to let it bother me, I ignored her questionable choice of time and location to undergo a full manicure by focusing on a striped lizard making its way along a crevice - that is until she got to her toenails.

I couldn't take it anymore.

I turned around slowly and, for the first time ever, gave her....

that look that our mothers spend decades honing to perfection .

She looked at me and simply uttered, "Whuttt?"

I slowly turned back around, wondering whether or not the bats below were likewise down there waiting for the sun to set, getting in each other's spaces and otherwise driving each other crazy .

Re: can you identify mrs chin plucker ( photo attached )

Hair? Feathers? What's the difference? both evolved from scales.

Re: can you identify mrs chin plucker ( photo attached )

Bruce that pic made me jump!
I like it though
I am pretty sure scales shed themselves
Don't you dare start on snakes and their skin