Favourite Jewish Joke

The jewish people have a wonderful capacity to laugh at themselves. Two of my favourite Uncles were Jewish and I loved their sense of humour.

So my favourite Jewish joke:

A very excited young Jewish man came home and said to his mother, "Momma, I am in love with the most wonderful girl in the world and I want you to meet her because I am going to marry her."
"Okay" said his Momma "When do I get to see her?"
"Tomorrow" said the young man. "I am going to bring three girls home and I want you to guess which is the one which I will marry."
"Okay, as you wish." said Momma.
Next day the young man arrived home with three elegant, intelligent and attractive young ladies. He sat them on the sofa and said "Momma, which one am I going to marry?"

Momma looked at the girls for a moment and said "The one on the right."

"Momma that's right. how did you know?" said the young man.

"I don't like her!" said Momma.

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Good one GOG. You are right about the Jewish sense of humour...you can't beat it, most of my employers were Jewish and they told some great yarns...if only I could remember them now.

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village idiot by a bus stop, my friend says"can i offer you a lift?" villiage idiot says"no, i will miss my bus!"

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Psychiatrist to mumma

Your son has an oedipus complex

what you telling me? As long as he loves his mumma that`s fine

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Two more

Three Jewish mothers are sitting on a bench in Brent Cross shopping centre talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them.

Sadie says "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is and how much he loves his mother."

Minnie says,"You call that love? You know the Mercedes I just got for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie. What a doll."

Shirley says "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley? He's in analysis with a psychoanalyst in Harley Street. Five session a week.
And what does he talk about? Me."

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Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

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Two Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant.

The waiter comes over.

"Is ANYTHING alright...?" he asks.....