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19-02-2018, 11:23 PM
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Headstones

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What would you like to see written on your headstone, one that was attributed to Spike Milligan said, ‘ I told you I was ill’

I would love to have, Killed, whilst writing Penis on the forehead of a sleeping lion’

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19-02-2018, 11:29 PM
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I love beans on toast .. so I guess ..

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19-02-2018, 11:31 PM
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It would need to be a large headstone Morty
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19-02-2018, 11:35 PM
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Where he's gone
And how he fares
Nobody knows
And nobody cares
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19-02-2018, 11:37 PM
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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye
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19-02-2018, 11:40 PM
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Under this sod lies another sod.
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19-02-2018, 11:44 PM
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Oh I'm liking these suggestions
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19-02-2018, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Where he's gone
And how he fares
Nobody knows
And nobody cares


Ooh Judd, that's a sad, morbid one.


(Mind you, could we add "He never was LTP)
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19-02-2018, 11:46 PM
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Never Diss a Headstone.
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'Gone and easily forgotten'
 
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