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26-12-2017, 11:14 AM
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The Queen's handbag

Watching the Royals attending the church service on Christmas Day, I noticed Meghan's nice handbag. Then the Queen's plain handbag. Made me wonder. What do you think the Queen carries in her handbag?

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26-12-2017, 11:39 AM
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A vial of artificial tears so She can pretend to be moved when seeing some of Her subjects sleeping rough on the streets or depending on food banks.

A ready reckoner to check how much Her horses have won in the past year,

A pack of Tena Lady (well She is 91)
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26-12-2017, 12:54 PM
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Reading Glasses.
Betting Ticket.
Organizer.
Throat spray.
Hankie.
Toothpicks.
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26-12-2017, 12:54 PM
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Couple of spare butlers.

Gobstopper for Phil.

Bus Pass.

50 Shades of, Grey.
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26-12-2017, 12:58 PM
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A hip flask full of Gin, twenty Benson & Hedges for a quick fag, some boiled sweets for that irritating cough and a very private letter from Capt James Hewitt.
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26-12-2017, 06:34 PM
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A lady's 'personal massager' and spare batteries. Portable swear/gaffe box for Philip's indiscretions and a plastic hand on a spring for when waving gets too much.
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26-12-2017, 11:39 PM
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I did once read from a reliable source the very practical things she carries in her handbag. Unfortunately, I can't remember what they were!

One interesting thing I do remember, however, is that she has a secret code between her and her aides. If she is becoming bored or annoyed (or whatever) with a particular person with whom she is conversing, she passes her handbag on to the other arm which is a signal to her aides to politely introduce her to another person at the gathering.

I have read this in at least a couple of places and can well believe it to be true. A very clever and sensible tactic, in my opinion, avoiding any embarrassment and offence.
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26-12-2017, 11:44 PM
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Nothing in it. It's empty. She only carries one so she can look like Dick Emery.. ..
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26-12-2017, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Nothing in it. It's empty. She only carries one so she can look like Dick Emery.. ..
Well she needs to change her glasses, then.
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27-12-2017, 07:32 AM
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Tissues, a gold spot breath freshener spray and ear plugs
 
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