13-12-2017, 08:44 AM
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Why I divorced my wife
My wife and I were discussing gambling and I told her that she could never win. She said, "Wanna bet?"Naturally I rose to the challenge; she said that she would name either a fruit or a colour - if it was a fruit I had to go the left side of the room if it was a colour I had to go to the right side of the room.
If I got it wrong I had to pay her a month's salary; I asked her if she would pay me a months worth of her salary if I got it right, "Yes", she said.
Seemed like a good deal to me so I told her it was a bet. "OK", she said, "Are you ready?"... I nodded... "orange" she said... I was stuck in the middle of the room for years waiting for the divorce to come through.
13-12-2017, 05:32 PM
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Re: Why I divorced my wife
Originally Posted by carol
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It's a fruit & a colour.
I am not with it today - Still no excuse.
Thank-you Carol
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