Re: Intruder can Sue You!!!
Any intruder into my domain would be exceedingly lucky to get away all in one piece!!! - I have a 'persuader' which if I use can either chop their fingers off or, if inserted into a particular orifice would require extensive dental surgery to extract it.Re: Intruder can Sue You!!!
Re: Intruder can Sue You!!!
Ahhhhhhhh moot point Topaz darlin' - BUT something which you are not familiar with is that I am seriously disabled with chronic Arthritis and very seldom go out - therefore there is a 99% chance of me being in my home when a burglar foolishly attempts entry uninvited.Re: Intruder can Sue You!!!
Re: Intruder can Sue You!!!
Re: Intruder can Sue You!!!
Topaz darlin' - I can still hobble about my place with my walking stick, and if needs be can even use that to give intruder a very painful third leg by inserting it in a particular orifice. Its a shame it doesn't have a pipe reamer on it otherwise I could make it even more painful by deftly twisting it!!!
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