I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF

Well, kind of.

In the early hours(0100hrs) of Friday morning I got a call from my mate JJ "Terry, I need a jump.......start" "my van's battery is flat"

So he sends me the post code and off I set..........whenever you see signs for Openshaw, Ardwick, Ancoats, Cheetham Hill et al, you know you are heading into the unknown, risking life and limb but, this is a rescue mission so on I go.

I arrive at the destination, no sign of JJ or his van so I call him...."take the next right Terry, and on your right you'll see two big electric gates"

I drive through the gates to be met by JJ, Nik and another couple of lads I worked with when I had my business...all stood below a neon sign "Diamond Dollz Massage Parlour"

"What the bloody 'ell?"

It was explained that my pal had done an extension on the property, one I'd been asked to a year ago....which I declined as I'd closed the business.

I'd recommended JJ and he got the work....this was a finishing party held by the client as a thank you....no girls were included, just free drinks in the VIP bar.....and JJ suggested I should be there and so plotted how.

The next 3 hours were spent in the company of a few drunk men and some gorgeous, scantily clad near naked girls......and what did I think of?

At What Age Should A Woman Stop Flashing Her Cleavage?

Not 21-35 that's for sure

Re: I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF

Bugger all that flannel, what's the post code?

Re: I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF

M4 4FG

Amber is stunning

Re: I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF

Tpin ... you're dribbling and drooling

Re: I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF

Just Google mapped it. The `salon` is actually listed on the map.

It's on Cheetham Hill Rd. From your description I thought it was in the middle of nowhere. It's open 24/7 apparently so could be some dodgy dealings going on. It only warrants a 3-star rating although `Lolita` and `Amy` got good reviews.

Re: I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF

I was, shall we say......rather bemused...confused...and scared witless

Nah, it's on the edge of the "Northern Quarter" as the locals call it.....Hell to the rest of us

If you see a dog with a tail it's probably a tourist

Re: I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF

Pity I'd gone to bed. I live closer and would happily have helped

Re: I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF

Tipin, So, what did the girls say about you arriving in your pj’s?

Re: I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF

They asked what they were......

Re: I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF

I'd have thought you'd have worn a onesie Tpin ... much safer for you when around young women.