30-01-2011, 11:45 PM
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Some Truths that Adults have Learned ....
Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree!
Wrinkles don't hurt.
Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy..
Rainbow x
31-01-2011, 04:48 PM
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Re: Some Truths that Adults have Learned ....
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
You send money to PBS.
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word equity means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
31-01-2011, 04:50 PM
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Re: Some Truths that Adults have Learned ....
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
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