Priest

A village priest loved keeping his hens and his cockerel, one day he discovered his cock was missing, he knew that the villagers liked to stage cock fights, so he decided to question them in church,
"has anybody got a cock"?
all the men stood up
"no, no, that's not what I meant""
" has anybody seen a cock"
all the women stood up
"no, no,that's not what I meant, has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them"
half the women stood up
"no,no, that's not what I meant, has anybody seen MY cock?"
sixteen alter boys, two priests and a goat stood up.......the priest fainted