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21-10-2017, 07:37 PM
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Mathematics:*

Mathematics:*
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This comes* from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70* yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable* mathematical logic.

This is a strictly .....* mathematical* viewpoint... and it goes like* this:

What Makes *100%?
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What does it mean* to give*MORE*than 100%?
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Ever* wonder about those people who say they are giving* more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings* where someone wants you to give over* 100%.
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How about achieving 103%?
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What* makes up 100% in life?
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Here's a little* mathematical formula that might help you answer* these questions:
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If:*
A B C D E F G H I J* K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z*
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Is* represented as:*
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14* 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.*
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Then: *

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K*
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = *98%

And *

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E *
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = *96% *

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E *
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = *100% *

And,**

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T *
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = *103%**

AND, look how far*ass* kissing* will take you.*

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G *
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7* =*118%**

So, one can conclude* with mathematical certainty, that while *Hard* work**and**Knowledge*will get you close, and *Attitude**will get you there. Its* the**Bullshit**and**Ass* Kissing*that will put you over the* top.*

Now you* know why some people are where they* are!********** *

I’ve never seen a better* explanation than this formula…………..
how true it is.
 



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